Thursday, 24 January 2008

Wazzup !

Wazzup Boy N Girls, My name is Froggy!



I am an Extreme sports nut, some of my favorite past times include jumping out of airplanes without a parachute and seeing where I land, its just so cool dudes, and the rush i get is amazing, all the frog chicks love an extreme type of guy.

I also love playing Roulette, but not have much money due to spending it on adrenaline rushes, I tend to enjoy being the ball, as all the spinning really trips me out man.

Any way dudes I Gotta fly but you can catch me doing my stuff on Winstant in the games they have their, Frog A Chute and Frog Roulette, they are real extreme man.

Laters but see you's all around.

FROGGY- INIT.

Morning Earthlings.

Good morning earthlings, my name is Alien.



Above is a picture of me teeing off at the Lunar Masters championships on Jupiter. As you can probably tell I am a Golfer, some people say I am the Jupiter equivalent to Tiger Woods, although I think I'm heaps better than he is, if only this inter planet ban was lifted, we could see who is the universe champion.

There is another way you can see how good I am though, and this is on Winstant, i play in a tournament where i am aiming to land the ball in the hole or on the fairway, green, or bunker.

Anyway Earthlings I must dash as I have to go to the driving range to practice.

Ta Ta for now.

Monday, 21 January 2008

ZOG IS HERE!

Hey guys my name is Zog and I come from a planet far far away from your Earth.





Since moving to Earth its been hard for me and my two friends Zig and Zag to settle due to you humans pushing us down and then watching us spring back up to space. It has become a sport for many of you humans. There is even a game now on Winstant which shows this called monster pop.

I dont think we are monsters as we are nice people really, come and find out for yourself on Winstant or look out for more of my blogs in the near future.

Any way see you all later,
ZOG.

Hello Ladies!

Hello girls, my name is Bruce.



I am a male stripper with the body of a God. I work out at the gym every day to try and keep my amazing body in good shape. My six pack and muscles are well known round these parts and girls flock to see them every night.

Yes girls you may ask am i single? The answer to that would be yes, so why don't you come and get me. I appear in the game stage rush on Winstant. This is just a typical look at my daily life with many girls running at me and trying to fight them off is hard work.

My favorite film of all time would have to me the full monty. I admire all men who try to strip as good me, i was even approached by the director for advice on the boys stripping. It was hard work but in the end we got somewhere.

Any way ladies its good bye for now but i hope to see you all very soon.

Bruce

Hello I'm Helga.

Hello Boys My name is sexy Helga.



Many people ask me how would i describe myself, well I think i have a face like Marilyn Monroe and a body like Kate Moss.
I work in a massage parlour, so after a hard day at work, why don't you come and visit me and i can help you relax.
I have won many awards for my massaging abilities.

This is the first time I have been on the internet but i hope that me firm hands will get used to touching a keyboard and your back.

I work with two men who are not as good as me and their names are Bruce and Colin, but they do not have hands as soft as mine, so why dont you pay me a visit to the "Massurgh" on Winstant, and don't mind me if I gate crash one of your other game results, I like a bit of a party.

Bye bye for now but hope to see you soon.

Helga x x x x

Introducing Beryl!

Hello my darlings...My name is Beryl an old lady with a bus pass.



Me and my knitting club friends Ethel and Mavis were asked to appear in a game on Winstant.
This new-fangled technology called blogging on the internet is new to me but with my grandson help, I will be writing to you on my new found fame.

On the subject of fame, I have appeared in an internet advert on something called YouTube.



I expect with all this fame i will appear in those gossip magazines and going to dinner with that nice young man David Beckham.
Ethel and Mavis are very jealous.

Any way my dear's I better be going as I have to get the bus to my knitting club meeting.

Beryl.